Posted by: dschadewald | November 25, 2008

## Final Blog Post – Worst Math Jokes ever

In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet:

“Get out of my way – or I’ll differentiate you till you’re zero!”

”Try it – I’m ex…”

”Too bad… I’m d/dy.”

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!

There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can’t…

Q: What is purple and commutative?

A: An abelian grape…

Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?

A: Prime Rib!

Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?

A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his.

Q: What does the little mermaid wear?

A: An algae-bra.

My life is all arithmetic”, the young businesswoman explains. “I try to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying…”

A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend.  The physicist: “A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment.”  The mathematician: “A wife. You have security.”  The computer scientist: “Both. When I’m not with my wife, she thinks I’m with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend it’s vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me…”

## Responses

1. I like this version of Joke “10” better:

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who understand binary – and those who have friends.

2. I laughed out loud. Cheers!

3. What’s an algorithm?
A former presidential candidate beating the drum about global warming.

4. What’s an algorithm?

Thats funny!!