In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet:

“Get out of my way – or I’ll differentiate you till you’re zero!”

”Try it – I’m *e** ^{x}*…”

”Too bad… I’m *d/dy*.”

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!

There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can’t…

Q: What is purple and commutative?

A: An abelian grape…

Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?

A: Prime Rib!

Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?

A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his.

Q: What does the little mermaid wear?

A: An algae-bra.

My life is all arithmetic”, the young businesswoman explains. “I try to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying…”

A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend. The physicist: “A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment.” The mathematician: “A wife. You have security.” The computer scientist: “Both. When I’m not with my wife, she thinks I’m with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend it’s vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me…”

I like this version of Joke “10” better:

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who understand binary – and those who have friends.

By:

Meon November 29, 2008at 7:42 am

I laughed out loud. Cheers!

By:

Davidon December 2, 2008at 5:45 am

What’s an algorithm?

A former presidential candidate beating the drum about global warming.

By:

Ken Stangeon December 3, 2008at 5:49 pm

What’s an algorithm?

Thats funny!!

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Bedwetting Alarmson September 8, 2011at 12:31 pm